Teen Witch

26 Sep

I was such a good goth in my teens. I guess I still can be. And I’ve got headshots to prove it. I wear mostly black, am pale as can be, and still listen to Skinny Puppy.

But I also occasionally sport some pink(crazy!) and will admit my ipod has a song or two by Justin Timberlake. Although Nine Inch Nails still occupies more bytes than any other group. Even Siouxie and the Banshees. Even The Cure. No really, I swear I’m over it. Let me just go blow out those black candles.

I did the requisite dabbling in Wicca that was befitting of my teenaged goth splendor. But now, I’m no witch. I appreciate the exultation of nature that is part of Wicca, but could never quite get behind the whole god/goddess thing. Although my friend Meow and I had some splendid nighttime rituals using the bench in the park as our altar. I’m surprised the cops never came to break up our candlelit honoring of the four elements. Hmm.

All this is to say I own The Wicca Cookbook. An old therapist of mine gave it to me. Don’t ask. She also gave me really cool dragon stockings.

The Wicca Cookbook is divided into chapters by the sabbats, or Wiccan holidays. Each recipe has some sort of explanation of a part of the holiday and how the food relates to it, often with a little chant or, um, spell to go with it.
I was flipping through the fall equinox chapter since that just happened last Saturday. I wanted to celebrate that from now on until December the night is getting longer. I prefer night. No really, I swear I’m not goth. Let me just finish this glass of blood and we can chat about it.

Oh, the recipe.

I realized I had everything I needed for the Enchanted Grape Salad. The Wicca Cookbook never quite explained the enchanted part but talked about fall and harvest of grapes and gave this last bit of advice before the recipe:

“Offer the grapes in this salad to the Great Goddess and, if possible, party in a vineyard with passion and abandon”.

I’ll take some passion and abandon. And some grapes.

Enchanting Grape Salad from The Wicca Cookbook by Jamie Wood and Tara Seefeldt
1 cup of greens(I used spinach)
1 cup chopped green apple
1 1/2 cups grapes
1/2 cup crumbled feta
1/4 cup balsamic vinegar(good balsamic)
Toss it up. Exult. Enchant. Ellen-ify. I have no idea what that means. Blow out your candles before you leave the house.

5 Responses to “Teen Witch”

  1. Nadiya September 29, 2012 at 9:09 pm #

    You have a Wicca Cookbook! You’re amazing!!! I have to gone through a wicca phase in my teenage years although I wasn’t goth or anything, people would always call me a witch because I have green eyes and own a black cat 😛 I’m not really religious but out of all the religions I’ve heard off it appeals the most to me and it makes sense to me on the scientific level as well. 🙂

    • Ellen September 29, 2012 at 10:50 pm #

      You have a black cat? I had a black cat! He stayed with my folks in St. Louis when I moved, and I miss him!

      Sent from my iPhone

      • Nadiya September 30, 2012 at 5:48 am #

        Yup! I missed my cat when I moved to uni as well 😦 I remember each time I’d visit she’d always rub against my feet and try to play with me. Now she only does it when she’s hungry 😛 She kind of got obese though ever since we’ve gotten her fixed, so we’re not on best terms cuz I’m always keeping her on a diet 😛

  2. Sabrina Bolin (@MyMiBoSo) October 2, 2012 at 9:43 am #

    You’re my favorite closet goth friend ;). P.S. Who doesn’t love NIN?

    • Ellen October 2, 2012 at 12:29 pm #

      I don’t know-our parents maybe?;)

      Sent from my iPhone

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