Second Annual Un-Pizza Week Day One: Oatmeal pizza

28 Jan

Oddly enough the idea of pizza oatmeal seems gross, but oatmeal pizza works for me.
And OM bloody G that’s friggin’ cute:

I have explained un-pizza week before here. It is pizza flavors in unusual formats. Some people do different ingredients in pizza format, but I think this is a tad silly. I’ve used the example of re-fried beans and cheese on a tortilla. This is not Mexican Pizza. It’s a bloody tostada, foo.

This oatmeal pizza is almost a normal pizza but the different formatting involves cooking the crust in a skillet. This almost-a-pizza is to ease you into un-pizza week.
It will get more interesting, I promise.

I’m really not endorsing anything here. But the recipe did call for Fiber One. And deep in my heart I’m a corporate whore who would wouldn’t mind getting some doodads for endorsing a product. But only if I truly like it, and I do have an odd love of bran cereals of all types: corn bran, bran flakes…my insides like these too but let us not dwell upon that.

Let’s just eat some un-pizza.

Oatmeal Pizza (Adapted just a tad from this recipe on Hungry Girl)

1/4 c. Fiber One
1/4 c. Oatmeal
1 egg, beaten
1/2 tsp. garlic powder
1/4 c. Pasta sauce (I used one with roasted onion and garlic-if your sauce lacks pizza-esque flavors add some oregano and basil)
1/4 c. Shredded reduced-fat Swiss cheese (Use mozzerella for more authentic pizza taste, I just love Swiss)
Heat oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit.
Grind up the oats and Fiber One until they are of breadcrumb consistency. Mix in egg and garlic powder.
Spray a pan with something nonstick and heat over medium, then add mixture, spread as thin or thick as you like your crust to be. Mine was about 4.5 inches across. Though my dream crust is about 4.5 inches high. Raise heat to medium-high and when the bottom is browned, flip that sucker. Carefully. When the other side is brown put it on an oven safe surface of some ilk, pour on sauce, then cheese, and cook about 10 minutes.
Don’t forget to turn off your oven when you’re done.

8 Responses to “Second Annual Un-Pizza Week Day One: Oatmeal pizza”

  1. milkandhoneyontherun January 28, 2013 at 4:26 pm #

    Woa! Me want some of that! It’s a great excuse to have pizza for breakfast too 😉 I’m excited for the rest of your unpizza recipes ^^

    • Ellen January 28, 2013 at 7:43 pm #

      Well, they’re gonna be coming at ya for the next six days! I hope you get some pizza breakfast! If I were a breakfast eater, I’d totally be eating pizza too:)

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  2. Ellie January 29, 2013 at 8:50 am #

    I love when “un-pizza” week rolls around! I’m still making that polenta pizza from last year 🙂

    • Ellen January 29, 2013 at 12:05 pm #

      Oh that’s wonderful! I get excited when I find out people are actually using the recipes. Yah, the polenta pizza was a tasty one:)

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  3. sippitysup January 29, 2013 at 9:38 am #

    I’m trying to grasp this concept, but I can’t get over how cute they are. I think I’d use them to adorn a gift wrapped package. GREG

    • Ellen January 29, 2013 at 12:07 pm #

      Well, next time you are giving someone ribbon and scotch tape, you now know what to put on top of the box.

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  4. Kyra (Scribbles & Sprinkles) January 29, 2013 at 10:47 am #

    That looks sooooo gooooooood! Craving pizza now. 😛

    • Ellen January 29, 2013 at 11:52 am #

      Pizza can be yours in a mere however-many-minutes-it-takes-you-to make this, haha. Which shouldn’t be long;)

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