There is such a thing as B movies. Should there not be B food?
It is food that is terrible food, really. But there is something about it-the camp, the comfort, the boobs and blood and bologna, that really do it for you.
I’m not so much the sandwich person, but I get cravings for this. Especially when vegan bologna goes on sale.
Normally I’m not into fake meat.
Anywhere in my life.
But I get cravings for this sandwich. I think its a nostalgia thing. And I can pick it into its separate elements which would probably disgust anyone watching me, but it does not matter since I like to be alone with my bologna.
Crud. Now I’m making B-level jokes.
So, get a bad movie and make a soy-bologna and cheese sandwich, spread with a touch of mayo (also something I am generally not a fan of and yet…), butter, and Dijon on wheat bread (had to go higher-brow somewhere). Bread and butter pickles on the side. It’ll beef you up so there is lots of flesh for the zombies, or werewolves, or alien sex-bots, or whatever it is you are watching.
I’m gonna go do the time-warp.
Again.
Scrumptious Gruel 
Lol. I agree that sometimes we get those cravings for “bad food”. I every once in a while (every few months) get a really bad craving for diet coke. I never buy them but some meetings or events have them so I bring them home with me. Then when the craving hits I’d hoard it to my room and drink it while no one is watching. Hehe….
Ha! That’s hilarious. I get wild diet Coke urges once in a while too. Occasionally I’m on a set and it’s free and I just can’t help myself:)
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Mine are those meatless meatballs at Trader Joe’s – so yummy with pasta! But I’m avoiding the soy so it’s just a once-in-awhile treat!
I have never tried those, but I do love a good ball, teehee. Thanks for sharing Mz. Sabrina!
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