I’d not mind a big beau in my life.
He’d be brawny. Sinewy. Deep. Like he’d been thinking deep thoughts but then needed to go pummel a bear.
Wait, strike that.
I’m not advocating hurting bears you guys. Just perpetuating stereotypes of manhood.
Oddly enough a wine whose maker’s name is Lilian et Sophie Bauchet seems to fit my needs.
Maybe I should stop dating men. At least the disappointing ones. And just drink:
2015 Californie
A Vin de France
From Fleurie if I am to believe what I read though the bottle would not belie the cru. But a blend from my fave new place?
I wanna believe. In love.
And this wine.
No pedigree beyond being recommended by Marissa Fuck Yea! Ross
ps I added the Fuck Yea! cause I dig her wine stylings. She just goes by Marissa Ross.
All of this is to say I would bang the hell out of this wine. It is challenging yet soothing. Perfect. For one night. I would not marry this wine but we would totally have a healthy recreational sex life.
Okay I’m getting carried away so I’m gonna give the tech stats:
Appearance: clear, ruby medium plus, medium tears
Nose: clean, medium intensity, red goddamned fruit. All of it: cherries, currants, raspberries and on. A hit of spices and white pepper.
On the tongue: Dry, almost a hit of yeast–I think this guy is natural so that makes sense. Acid medium plus. Tannins medium minus but astringent.
A teensy bit stemmy for me in all honesty. But I love the underdog who you think you cannot love–not that I love this one but as I said I’d sleep with it like a lot.
More red berries on the tongue. With medium alcohol, medium body flavors with a wee bit of wet raw grass to mix with aforementioned berries. Delightful.
It actually makes me want to eat that goat cheese coated with a raspberry and nutty coating my friends seem to periodically show up with? Maybe it’s a Trader Joe’s thing?
The finish is tart and more of the vines and you are kinda like I don’t think this guy is good for me but fuck he’s leading and I will follow until bedtime.
Cause I sleep alone.
Scrumptious Gruel 
Girl, you should have went to the Wine Festival. It was WAYYYY more wine than food, that’s for sure! You would be sloppy in no time, and you wouldn’t have been sleeping alone after it! LOL!!!!
Ladeeeeeee next time you’ve got a wine fest you know I AM your plus one. In exchange I will take you with me to Moon Juice or something you’d be into…
DA FAK is Moon Juice?! LMFAO!!!