Holy heck I miss carefree rosé. So here you go.
Rosé I was gonna refuse to think about but here we are I’m giving it a brain cell. One cell. Just know my brain contains multitudes.
2016 Chateau D’Or et de Gueules Rosé
Mourvèdre, Cinsault, Syrah, Grenache
Okay skip ahead for the irreverent analysis sweet sweet content. BUT!!!!! because I’m gearing up to start WSET diploma:
Eye: light salmon, quick tears
Nose: stone, strawberry and honeydew
Tongue: dry, medium acid, medium alcohol (checked it is 12.5 abv), light body, strawberries, raspberries, dry white stones on a bleak plateau (no kidding), and someone stepped on a rose nearby. Finish is quick but no bother because this wine is for rejoicing.
Carry on BUT:
Here are your wine metaphors:
This rosé is a Carl’s Jr. order of fries. It’s not McDonalds. But it is FRIES and they are good and fill that fry bill. So it is with refreshing Provençal rosé. Night boos.
Scrumptious Gruel 
LMFAO nice comparison. I mean, FRIES are tasty AF soooooooo…. I wouldn’t have a problem here 😉
Nice! Hmmm you’re definitely not having wine for the next nine months I suppose. But I hear babies positively require for their moms to have a fry from time to time. Ya know, for proper development in the womb;)