Goth name ripe wine

4 Sep

Right so I’d promised myself I’d save this bottle, the Venge cab that is from the oh-so-goth-in-name vineyard Bone Ash for when I booked a role. I booked something in July but in my mind it wasn’t big enough to open this but I realized nah. Open it.

N is for Napa and Now.

Venge 2015 Bone Ash Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon

It is big. It is rich. It is strong. It is handsome as fuck. I’d marry this wine but it probably wouldn’t have me. It’s a big jar of black currant jam but not cloyingly so. Like the person who can say sentimental things without coming off as cheesy or fake. Finesse and brawn in a bottle.

Or as I like to say (thanks to an episode of Key and Perla), NOICE!

I guess n is also for that.

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2 Responses to “Goth name ripe wine”

  1. GiGi Eats Celebrities September 5, 2018 at 7:35 am #

    Girl, don’t sell yourself short. This wine would be LUCKY to have you as it’s wife!

    • Ellen September 5, 2018 at 1:16 pm #

      Hahahaha! Maybe I’ll start by asking it on a date…

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