Okay so let us OVERCOME our SKEPTISCISM!! The famed wine from ye olde Veneto is Valpolicella. Which is Corvina, Rondinella, Molinara and possibly other -a– grapes. And then within the region…nearby! Is Bardolino. With its Bardolino Chiaretto rosé and fuck if I do not love an underdog rosé. Let us get the fuck into Chiaretto.
LET US ALL GIVE AT LEAST AN AIR KISS TO BARDOLINO CHIARETTO!!
Muah, muah dahlingzzz.
It was real good shit.
That is so articulate.
Okay so it is not groundbreaking nor will it make you..I dunno. Swing from the chandelier?! The only thing to ever make me swing like that is Sia’s Chandelier and tharrrr is dancing in that link, so that is where I am but this wine was in the omg come on pink wine skeptics let us have a lark. If not a swing…
Okay let us just say inspiration! This wine you taste and wanna dance!!! You wanna move. Waggle your hips and bob your head and maybe some wine ARSEhole will say what Bardolino?! Chiaretto?! Are you kidding?
And.
I.
Say: I say I have been pursuing Corvina-grape nirvana some time so let us all dance like we were in a Sia vid together. That would be magic.
Sans magic I will give you fucking boring shit—Wait…just get in!
If you want my credential analysis-stuffs to make you feel qualified in finding this and serving this loveliness–I’m recommending it with my WSET (Wine and Spirit Educational Trust level 3 credentials:
Eye: clear. medium peach. medium tears whatever the fuck most of us do not know about tears.
Nose: clean, medium plus peaches, raspberries and pomegranate. youthful cause duh it is only a couple years.
On zee tongue!!More of the nose. The acid is medium plus and the alcohol is also so (checking–it is 12% so yah more than medium SCORE!) and no tannins obvi. Other than all this this is a generic but I’d drink the hell out of it stuff…Because there is a hint of fucking strawberries in sorbet or even perhaps sherbet?! So all is to say this rosé is worth your time in the night. The finish goes on and on, so you say of it, it is all the bullshit plus some textured vanilla and thyme like maybe there was an herb in there some…time. But generally…
Let us get into this PINK! PINK IS THE STUFF!!!
Into the night! With pink.
Let us dooooo it.
Pink. Love. Hearts n stuff. 💕💕💕💕💕❤️❤️🍷🍷🍷
Scrumptious Gruel 