The Gruel

BRAIN FOOD
e.e. cummings
Eudemonia

fwife:
a friend who I’d marry if friends who know they will love each other unconditionally all of their lives could have a ceremony/celebration of their friendship. My fwife is Eleanor, who started the Gruel with me.
Delicious
Piedenfroid
Wafflegg
Wake em upper

BEVERAGES(straight-up fluid, y’all)
Cold-brewed Cinnamon Coffee
Egg Cream, Los Angeles-style
Goth-chata
SSSS Ginger tea/water/infusion/tisane

BEVERAGES(for the elders)
Amaretto-Horchata from the Dark Side
Ballet Russe
Bicicletta
The Big Red Cat
Blue Margarita
Brandy Alexandra
The Bridgid
The CCC
Campari Champagne Cocktail
The Candy Washington
Chocolate Black Russian
Chocolate-chata Cocktail from the Dark Side
Death in the Afternoon
December Do
Dobbs
The Dunham Daiquiri
Eeyore’s Requiem
Frozen Girl Scout
Fwife Night (a sweet drink for two ladies)
Godfather
the Graduette
Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter
Kahlua Shake
The Little Iowa
Little Princess(lemon drink with booze)
The Mo-ellen(with Mo-alicell variation)
Old Pal
The Pink-ies Up
P.S. I Love You
Queen’s Park Swizzle
Ritz Fizz
Robin’s Nest
Sazerac ExperienceThe Last Sword
The Clifford Negroni
the WOManhattan

BEVERAGES(of the thick shake-like ilk)
Brandy Alexandra
Beet Choco-cherry Protein Script
Cherry or Blueberry Protein Shakes
Chocolate Black Russian
Chocolate Mug Milkshake
Cookie Dough Shake
Frozen Girl Scout
Kahlua Shake
Mint Chocolate Monster
Pumpkin Protein Shake

IN A CASSEROLE-ISH DISH/BAKED-CALL IT A MAIN COURSE
Bean and Cheese Quesadilla for One
Braised Tempeh
Brunch Enchiladas
Spicy Butternut Squash Tart
Chile Relleno Casserole
Cranberry-Chickpea Chili with Butternut Squash Fries
Greek Quiche
Milk Toast
Naked Tamales with Chili-Cheese Filling
Oatmeal Pizza
Pinto Bean Tart with Millet Crust
Pizza Casserole
Polenta Pizza
Pumpkin Balls
Pumpkin Nootcho Cheeze Pasta
Pumpkin Polenta Pizza
Rotini and Cheese
Tempeh Hash
Tomato Souflee Napoli
Whole Wheat Biscuits with Creamy Gravy

VEGETABLES
Artichoke with Remoulade Egg Salad
Butternut Kale Cakes
Celery Remoulade
Chokes and Shrooms
Cranberry-Chickpea Chili with Butternut Squash Fries
Golden Celery
Molded Greens, unmolded
Mushroom Pâté
Pan-grilled Corn with Chile
Spinach Bites
Stir-fried Water Chestnuts & Snowpeas
Sweet Corn Cakes
Vegan Creamed Spinach

SALADS
Artichoke with Remoulade Egg Salad
American Potato Salad
Danish Potato Salad
Enchanting Grape Salad
Eggy Potato-turnip Salad(and devilled egg variation)
Indian Potato Salad
Melon-ball Cocktail
Russian Mushroom-Egg Salad
Stupid Simple Summer Swiss Salad

EGG-CENTRICITIES
Artichoke with Remoulade Egg Salad
Baked Scotch Eggs
Chipotle Egg Hash
Croque Ellen
Croque Madame
Crispy Crumbed Eggs on Peppers
Egg Pâté
Egg Patties
Eggy Potato-turnip Salad(And Devilled Egg variation)
Egg and Spinach Panzanella (a variation)
Eggs au Gratin
Horseradish Deviled Eggs
Japanese Egg Crepe variation:rolls
Migas
Migas Especiales con Hongos
Nun’s Toast
Reconstructed Egg Balls
Russian Mushroom-Egg Salad
Sunnyside Up Eggs with Mustard Creamed Spinach and Crispy Crumbs

POTATOES

American Potato Salad
Chipotle Egg Hash
Danish Potato Salad
Eggy Potato-turnip Salad(And Devilled Egg variation)
Indian Potato Salad
Kale and Potato Cakes with Rouille
Papas Chorreadas

PANCAKE, PATTY, WAFFLE, and BURGER SHAPED
Housewife Waffles
Kale and Potato Cakes with Rouille
Pizza Pancakes
Vegetable Crepes

SANDWICHES
Bean and Cheese Quesadilla for One
Chili-Cheese French Toast
Croque Ellen
Croque Madame
Savory Pumpkin Grilled Cheese
Spicy Spinach Artichoke Sandwich
Tomato Toast

SOYLICIOUS, NOT SOYLENT
BBQ Tofu
Braised Tempeh
Brunch Enchilada
Wine/tempeh BBQ

Mad Man’s Bacon(tempeh) Cranberry Sauce
Tempeh Hash
Whole Wheat Biscuits with Creamy Gravy

IN A BOWL(not of a pipe)
Creamed Bulgur with Chard
Faux Thai Noodles
Gazpacho with watermelon and feta
Gruel
Milk Toast
Pumpkin Black Bean Soup
Pumpkin Bread In a Bowl
Pumpkin Soup

SAUCE/SPREAD/DIP/DRESSING
Egg Pâté
Mad Man Cranberry Sauce-2 kinds: orange whiskey and bacon(or tempeh)
Mushroom Pâté
Ranch Dressing that’s healthy?!
Salsa the easy way
Spicy Hot Pimiento Cheese Spread
Spicy Spinach Artichoke Dip or Spread
Un-pizza un-dip

BREAD-ish
Baked Pumpkin Oatmeal(boatmeal)
Bran Muffins, 2 ways
Corn and Bean Bread
Housewife Waffles
Mini Cinnamons
Pizza Cupcakes
Pizza Muffins
Pumpkin Muffins from Hungry Girl
Singleton Muffins
Soft Pretzels
Pizza Puffs
Whole Wheat Biscuits with Creamy Gravy

DESSERTS(cookies and bars)
Brunettes(having more fun)
Chocolate Chip Cookies, the Nestle Toll House Classic
Gingerbread
Gingerbread Cookies
Gluten-free Chocolate Cookie Bars
Greek Kourabiedies
Italian Sprinkle Cookies
Peppermint Nightie-Nights
Pumpkin Bars(2 kinds!)
Pumpkin Black and White Cookies

DESSERTS(cake and pie)

Apple Cranberry Streusel Pie
Cherry Streusel Pie
Chocolate Pecan Tart
Frangipane Tart-the first pie party
Pomegranate and Lime Cake
White Cake with Butter Frosting
Pie Crust

DESSERTS(that are neither cookies, bars, nor cakes)
Chocolate Cherry Pudding(my own)
Chocolate-oat and Cherry soft-serve Parfait
Raspberry-Campari Ice Cream Sodas
Summer Berry Pudding
Maine Blueberry Pudding
Mini Cinnamons

EXTRAS
Vanilla Extract

PUMPKIN WEEK DELIGHTS

Baked Pumpkin Oatmeal(boatmeal)
Pumpkin Balls
Pumpkin Black and White Cookies
Pumpkin Black Bean Soup
Pumpkin Bread in a Bowl
Pumpkin Nootcho Cheeze Pasta
Pumpkin Polenta Pizza
Pumpkin Protein Pancakes
Pumpkin Oatmeal Shake
Pumpkin Protein Shake
Pumpkin Soup
Savory Pumpkin Grilled Cheese
UN-PIZZA WEEK STUFF
French-Toasted Pizza Sandwich
Oatmeal Pizza
Pizza Casserole
Pizza Cupcakes
Pizza Hummus

Pizza Muffins

Pizza Nachos
Pizza Pancakes

Pizza Puffs
Pizza Quiche
Un-pizza un-dip

Polenta Pizza

WAFFLE WEEK
under construction

COSMO WEEK

THE KATIE ROUND-UP(cause I make too many of her recipes not to give her credit here)

Pumpkin Bread in a Bowl
Baked Pumpkin Oatmeal(boatmeal)
Cookie Dough Balls
Vegan Crustless Quiche
Pumpkin Bars
Singleton Muffin and Cinnamon Baked Oatmeal
Cake Batter Ice Cream

Beautiful Blueberry Concoction aka soy-free love potion

Healthy Ranch Dressing
Katie’s cookie dough dip
Pizza Hummus